you can never be "too" jewish

"lets rob that case of caffiene pills downstairs (we argue over how to spell the real name)
mike has to keep quieting amanda because shes loud as shit
amanda we should stay up all night and right before we have class
we should
s m o k e.
oh wait you have you to give a presentation
thats not going to work.
what are you saying? can you stop? i need like a break and i have to like pee again soon.
5 to 23 your mom has a big dildo she uses it to fuck you up the ass when you were a child
shhh go to sleep and pee in our beds
SHUT UP
do you want some Arizona Iced TEA NOOOOOOOOO im surprised you dont have to pee after drinking that whole thing
we need some heat up in here its fucking like cold
dont you smell soup
why is everybody eating
and nobody is offering
can you stop writing everything that is going on?
yes.
do your work.


love
amanda and mike
2:32 am, cook campus center